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1. Only player in NBA history to quit because of air conditioner
2. Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship
3. Dunked on by a highschool kid and then confiscate tape
4. Bail on the dunk contest 9 times
5. Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars
6. Play on same team as his moms boyfriend
7. Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
8. Lose not 1, not 2, but 3 times in the Finals.
9. Host a national televised TV show to leave his team
10. Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
11. Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet (Nate Robinson)
12. Only player to proclaim himself the greatest ever, go to 6 straight finals, then not even be in playoff contention when he joins the west
13. Choke 4 out of 5 finals games by dropping FG% by 18
14. 0 Rings if not for refs calling early fouls on Durant and Westbrook it threw them out of rhythm, made them play soft and sit for big parts of the game which changed the flow and momentum of the finals.
15. bronze 2004 and bronze 2006
16. shilled, voted for Hillary and got BTFO
17. Got swept twice in LeFinals
18. First person to show his dick and lose in a Finals game.
19. got shut down by a bench player who ended up getting finals MVP
20. could not post up jj barea
21. got outscored by Jason Terry in an entire finals series
22. is the warriors bottom bitch
23. Leaves the team because there isn't on enough help (not 2 all stars)
24. Trade all the teams youth for an aging Center who's injury prone
25. Have two teammates get blood clots
26. Force Magic Johnson to retire
27. Get called a ball hog who should pass by former teammates
28. Hand pick a coach, win a championship and then complain about the coach
29. Get saved in the finals by the Commissioner and Kyrie Irving
30. Cause D. Wade to demand a trade
31. Cause Derrick Rose to have a mental breakdown to the extent he disappeared
32. Call the Owner a slave master
33. Complain about Charles Barkley by bringing up his personal life on TV
34. Gets vaginitis and ducks playing the warriors when he said he was healed
35. Change teams just to recruit all stars for mediocre movie.
36. Have his mother assault Kevin Garrett
37. Post on Instagram about rising on the all time points list while getting blown out at home
38. Threaten that his patience is running out and still lose games
39. Beat less than 20 50+ win teams in the playoffs
40. Play 40 minutes and nearly lead the league in walking up the court on defense
41. Paint the n-word on his own garage to play the victim
42. Cry about how the Western Conference Champion cause him too much stress to thing about
43. Fake a hand injury to have an excuse for getting swept
44. Activate playoff mode and miss the playoffs
45. Switch teams to film a mediocre rip-off of another film
46. Beg Kawhi Lenard and Kevin Durant to join the his team
47. Drop finals ratings 70%
48. Couldn't close a Finals series against the injured Heat team with a veteran roster and AD
49. Raise the taxes of Akron with the unneeded school corporations built in his name.
50. Get sent a letter by the NBA to stop flopping

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